Etiquette for Hiring Elite Escorts
The last thing you want is for an elite escort to show up to a place that is dirty, or that smells bad. For outcall appointments, I always advice hobbyists to make sure no one is there when she arrives, or at least, no one who is visible. The reason for this is that elite escorts tend to be on edge when they meet you, especially if its for the first time.
She doesn't know you from Adam, and you don't know her from Eve. For all she knows, you could be another Ted Bundy. If she shows up, and there is more than one male present in your home, many escorts will become afraid. To avoid this problem, just make sure no one is around when she arrives for an incall appointment.
With just you and her, you will have privacy, and both of you will be at ease. Before the session begins, it is also important to make sure you have the cash ready. Notice in the last sentence how I said “cash,” and not credit or debit cards. This brings me to the fourth rule of this series, which is:
Hobbyist Rule Number Four: When you hire an elite escort, never, under any circumstances, pay her with a credit or debit card. Always pay with cash only. Paying with a card sets you up to be scammed, and even if you don't get scammed, the transaction will be recorded, and your activities could implicate you later on.
You'd think that rule number four would be common sense, but it isn't. One hobbyist who failed to follow rule number four is former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer. Not only did this guy use a credit/debit card to pay for an elite escort, but he spent more than $10,000 doing so, and anyone who knows anything about banking and electronic transactions knows that when you spend more than $10,000 on something, you catch the attention of the authorities.
If the governor of New York could make this mistake, so can you. Take my advice and follow rule number four at all times. You can ignore this rule, but it will be to your own peril, sooner or later. While you may not get busted by the FBI like Spitzer did, you may just check your bank account balance one day to find that you've been scammed for hundreds or thousands of dollars. You've been warned. In this hobby, cash is king.
When the elite escort shows up, you want to have the money ready for her. When she comes in, do not attempt to give the money to her directly. Many elite escorts will avoid this because they may think you're an undercover cop. The best thing to do is just put the money in an envelope, and place it in a visible spot where she can see it when she arrives.
Another thing that you will want to consider prior to the start of the session is condoms. Most escorts will carry condoms on them, but some of us hobbyists are pretty well endowed, and the average sized condoms doesn't wrap well around our penises. If you fall under this category, I would advise you to invest some money in Trojan Magnum condoms right before the session starts.
I've had a number of elite escorts tell me that I was larger than average. When one escort told me this, I didn't believe her, until she tried to put on an average sized condom. It didn't fit so well, so me and her both agreed that I should invest some money in the Magnum condoms. For guys who are larger than average, this brand fits snugly, and you'll feel damn good. Another thing that you will need to consider is the length of the session.
Most elite escorts charge by the hour, though there are some that ask for a minimum of two hours, and others that allow a minimum of thirty minutes. There are still some escorts who will allow you to pay for only 15 minutes. My best advice to you is to be honest with yourself when thinking of how long you can go before you ejaculate(cum). Many men find it hard to go beyond 30 minutes, and they may not be able to go for another round before the hour is up.
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